Ever Had One of Those Days?

It all started the night before last. I slept terribly. And I was awake before the alarm, and so figured, "I may as well get this day started...."

I got up, showered, got dressed, and decided to make french toast. The bread felt a bit damp when I took it out of the package, but I continued. The pieces weren't in the pan for too long before I realized they weren't going to cook properly. They were soggy. They were disgusting. *sigh* so that was a write off.

Then, I was puttering around the house, doing laundry and dishes, and packing and stuff. So during the course of the day, I used the washroom a couple of times. Well, what a production THAT was! I couldn't figure out what was going on - had my underwear shrunk, or had I gained more weight?? I could barely get it back on each time, and boy did the seams complain!
Well, mid-afternoon, I was sitting there, and looked down and *some*thing caught my attention and made me examine things more closely.... I had put my underwear on.. SIDEWAYS! lol

So all day, I had been trying to get the LEGHOLE up around my WAIST! no WONDER it was fighting me!